i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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