Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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