We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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