Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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