we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
operation harelip BJ is a go
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Someone signed my nipple.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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