margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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