Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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