i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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