I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I'm really busy with my period
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