Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
worst night to have a conscience
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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