problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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