What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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