she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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