Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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