i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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