Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
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I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
did you just send me my own nude
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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