Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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