Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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