do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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