I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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