I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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