oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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