No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I got inside last night via doggy door
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
how drunk are you?
Several
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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