she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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