whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
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You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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