I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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