so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Randomize
