I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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