We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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