Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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