Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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