i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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