found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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