Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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