wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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