dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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