Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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