Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Sext me about skeletons
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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