Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
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they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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