so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
