you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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