my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You dont lie about slip and slides
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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