Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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