If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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