the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Im part way to drunk.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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