Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I lost the right to judge tonight
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
