I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
My breasts were aching with rage.
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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