My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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