There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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