Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
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All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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