That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize