so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
the condom got lost in my hair
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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