My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
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Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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