I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Shame - the story of my life.
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